Interior criticism, elevated
YOUR ROOM CALLED.IT'S EMBARRASSED.
Upload a photo. Get a hilariously specific designer-comic roast. Share the card your questionable décor has coming.
First roast free. No card. No mercy.
“It looks like it knows a guy who can get you a timeshare.”
Three easy steps
SHOW US
THE DAMAGE.
The algorithm has taste. It also has jokes. You only need a photo and a healthy sense of humor.
01. DROP
Upload the room photo you have been avoiding sending the group chat.
02. ROAST
Get a sharp, tailored roast from your most honest imaginary designer.
03. SHARE
Send a poster-worthy receipt to anyone who needs to see it.
Not just a result screen
THE SHARE CARD
IS THE PRODUCT.
Every Roastroom verdict is built to hold up out of context: your room, the crime, the punchline. It is a tiny public service announcement for better interiors.
Specific enough to sting. The joke lives in your actual room, not a generic mess.
Designed for the screenshot. Bold, collectible, recognizable in any feed.
THIS SOFA HAS
A SUBPLOT.
It is giving “we bought it during a breakup and nobody had the courage to return it.”
Free-first, always
A ROAST BEFORE
THE UPSELL.
Your first room gets the full Roastroom treatment. Go deeper only when you want a longer burn, a gentler version, or a plan to fix the scene.
Roastroom extras
MORE FIRE.
For when one punchline is not enough — or you want to know how to redeem the room afterward.
Extended roast
A nice version
Redesign suggestions
More card styles
Your turn
GIVE YOUR ROOM
THE MIC.
One photo away from becoming your group chat's favorite recurring character.
Roast my room free